i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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