I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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