Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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