The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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