I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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