I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize
