We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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