Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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