haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
