pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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