you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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