with your own penis?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
