that's an acceptable place to lick
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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