She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
How does it feel to date your dad?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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