We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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