so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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