Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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