he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
