"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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