Dual....:-)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
