S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
