This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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