sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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