At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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