u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
