Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Someone came in the potted fern
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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