Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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