used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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