i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You were trust falling into bushes
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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