Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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