the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
