Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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