Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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