too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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