I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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