How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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