i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You're like the curious george of whores
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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