at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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