I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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