kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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