Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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