You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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