Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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