Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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