Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Randomize
