i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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