I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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