Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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