like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I had to cum in my sink.
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