I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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