My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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