Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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