...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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