Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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